June's Jot Notes!!!: 2010

The Biggest Jellybean Ever

By June

One day I was walking down the street to Bready with my cousin Paul. We found a dollar, I mean I found a dollar on the street I ran away with it and bought a pack of jellybeans. The jellybeans were marvelous to eat and were delicious. They were so delicious i broke my piggy bank and bought 300 packs of Jelly Belly jellybeans. They were one of the best things I've ever eaten. A few years later when i was 20 opened up a Jellybean factory. were Spaghetti flavored jellybeans and some very disgusting flavors. I became a millionaire. Hoping to have better business I hired specially trained workers in and locked all the doors and windows in the factory. My workers got over 100 000 000 000 000 dollars a month. I bought a jellybean maker for over 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 and tried it out for a the first time 2 days ago. The first ever jellybean was flavored grilled cheese sandwich. It usually just takes about 20 minutes to make 400 jellybeans so i left to go looking for new flavors. When I came back 1 hour later and i was assuming to find at least 1000 jellybeans but i found one huge jellybean the size of my factory and my factory is as big as well let's just say its one of the biggest places in the universe i will even prove it look in a Guinness world records book. As most people will think I don't have a huge mansion on an old hill. But I live in a chocolate castle in my factory its most tremendous room ever built in my factory. As you walk in the room you first see an oozy, sticky tremendous chocolate caramel fountain. Next is the Guinea Pig palace its full of over 200 kinds of guinea pigs and the best thing is they eat jellybeans non stop. And way more things you wouldn't believe i had. I went back into my jellybean making room and saw that the sticky delicious looking Grilled Cheese flavored Jellybean it was bigger than ever. I brought it to the worlds records company hoping I'd get a nice deal and they were astonished at what they saw. They said i was the first page in the 2011 world records book. I was famous and now I'm in the dictionary and i even have a fan page. It's called www.JellyFX.com it has this story and more. I can't believe its been over a year since this happened! Since then I've made gross, sticky, weird, and more interesting flavors. Next year I plan to have the biggest monkey zoo in the world. But until that happens I'll be living in my jellybean factory. Ask me questions on www.JellyFX.com .
A few years later i made a very successful monkey business. Wait for the next paper to hear about the biggest monkey. And yes I hold LOTS do records. The record people were stunned i held over 100 records. I bet the 2011 record book will be full of me and my things. Thanks for listening!